a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

homosexual rights to marriage

Massie is a fatass

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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