- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

one stop shop

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Sarah Palin.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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