TIMMY

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Racial Equality

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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