You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Your life

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

an ethopian thanksgiving

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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