- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I am quite mature.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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