- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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