What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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