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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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