- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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