- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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