What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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one morning i turned on my tv

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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what did the farmer do? plant

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PENIS

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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