- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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