- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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