- Anti Joke

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.