What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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