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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Skinny people fart less.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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