What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Gay republicans

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Obama = ebola

That's illegal What? Your mom

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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