Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

CFL

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

jd and zach loves vigina

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

WOw you have no life

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A penis walks into a bar..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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