What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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William wright is Gay

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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