Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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TRICERATOPS!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Mogok Papiti.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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