how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Cliterus

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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