- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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