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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Charlie Sheen

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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