what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Black people being friendly.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what are three short words? i a am

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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