- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's half of 8? o

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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