- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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