A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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I was watching Fox news.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Anti Joke

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