- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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