Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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