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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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