Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

"Knock knock" Come in!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

I hate Jews The Holocaust

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