Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Pickles

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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