- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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