It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What are annoying? Ads.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's white and gluey Glue

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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