- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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