- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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