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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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