- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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