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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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