A lot eh?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A Fat Kenyan

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Ring Ring Hello? Click

what do you call a black guy african american

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Anti Joke

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