My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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