- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Joesph Triphook.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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