"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Rylan Clark

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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