why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Tilt your screen back .

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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