good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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womens rights

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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the sky is green no it is not

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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