- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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