- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What if I told you.....potatoe

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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