- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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