What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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