why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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