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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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