Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

An Asian person drove home safely.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Guest what? Dog

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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