- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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