- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Women's Rights

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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