What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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knock knock go away

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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