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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Chlamydia

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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