- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

whats black and strange a paki

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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