- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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