- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Knock knock It's open, come in

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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