- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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