your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

mikey is cute

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Wolfjob.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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