- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Women's Rights

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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