- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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