- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Cancer.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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