- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why so serious ?

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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