Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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My Boyfriend

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Click here to end the world.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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why does the man appear fat he is

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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