- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

outside your comfort zone

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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