How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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