roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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The FCC

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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