- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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