What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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