- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Dead girls can't say no.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Chlamydia

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A fat guy!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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