- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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