Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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