How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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