A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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