How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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andrew wagner

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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