You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

I am quite mature.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Oh, go away

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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