- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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