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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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