- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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