Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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