This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

PICKLES

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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