Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Anti Joke

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