What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's half of 8? o

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

A baby seal walks into a club.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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