josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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