- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A lot eh?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

you give like i give lomain

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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