- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

knock knock who's there ?

Gus's mom

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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