- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

You and your parents are going to die today

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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