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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Leave. Now.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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