- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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