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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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