- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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