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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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