- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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