- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

roses are red poo is poo

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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