- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Christ is a conspiracy

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??