- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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