How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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