- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

The cream, it is coming

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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