Justin Bieber

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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