- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what goes boo a sock

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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