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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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