- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

whats up and also down? your mum

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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