- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A seal walks into a club.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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