- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Charlie Sheen

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

i had sex.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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