- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

the economy.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

All of these jokes are about white people

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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