- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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