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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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