- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

This is a joke.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

no really what are ur names?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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