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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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