Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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