What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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